When you want sober political analysis, maybe Stephen Green, a/k/a Vodkapundit, isn't your guy. But if the state of our national politics leaves you needing a stiff drink, maybe he is. He takes on the Democratic candidates over at Pajamas Media. A few choice snips:
Hillary Clinton has a likeability problem. Everybody says that, but I can prove it. For example, I really don't like her. Also neither does anybody else.* * * * *
Barrack Obama makes empty suits looked stuffed, and stuffed shirts seem positively exploded, like Mr. Big at the end of "Live and Let Die." Barrack's big brave stand is that he's all in favor of hope and people and stuff and things.
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You and I are from Earth. Dennis Kucinich is from somewhere entirely else.
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Joe Biden reminds me of Gary Hart, only without the bikini girl in his lap.
Lots more at the link above, but BYOB. Full disclosure:
"Technically, I'm a Republican -- I changed my registration from Libertarian to Republican, in order to vote against John McCain in 2000." He does, however, promise to take on the GOP field in his next installment. They should be anxious - if he runs out of ice, he gets surly.
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