Wizbang! Politics has now confirmed that you have a 9472% greater chance of sighting Elvis than of seeing John Kerry in public between now and the election. Our sample included 0 Democrats, who were running away too fast to answer, for a margin of error of 0% with 100% confidence.
Somewhere, Howard Dean is reprising his famous Scream.
Jim Geraghty, who made his bones documenting every stupid thing Kerry said and did in 2004, reports from NRO's TKS that Democratic Iowa House candidate Bruce Braley (Iowa 1st CD, Nussle's seat) has canceled a scheduled appearance with Kerry this week, and Kerry has pulled out of a major rally for Minnesota Democratic candidates later today.
Democrats wish Kerry would just go the heck away.
Cry me a river! I've felt that way for decades . . .
UPDATE 12:38 p.m.: Someone woke up the puppetmaster who pulls Bob Casey, Jr.'s strings in Pennsylvania, and canceled their scheduled appearance with Kerry today.
Good thinking! It's not like they really wanted Casey out in public, anyway. I mean, someone might expect him to, you know, SAY something.
UPDATE 2:30 p.m.: Sorry, I should have paid more attention to the comments - as I always recommend readers to do! Reader CalDevil pointed out the Casey cancellation this morning. Thanks!



Comments (2)
Maybe Ned Lamont will invit... (Below threshold)1. Posted by ironman | November 1, 2006 6:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe Ned Lamont will invite Kerry into campaign to make up his 12 point deficit
http://www.quinnipiac.edu/x11362.xml?ReleaseID=978
1. Posted by ironman | November 1, 2006 6:30 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 06:30
2. Posted by CalDevil | November 1, 2006 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Casey's cancelled Kerry in Philly today.
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=politics&id=4715706
2. Posted by CalDevil | November 1, 2006 9:48 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2006 09:48